Phoebe's SongsThis is a featured page

If you watch Friends, you would know that Phoebe has a lot of wierd, entertaining songs, with a lot of wierd and entertaining lyrics. Here are all of the songs she performed throughout the series.

Phoebe Buffay Live


(Press the play button.)



Smelly Cat
"SMELLY CAT"
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend of those with noses.
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.

"THE BLACKOUT"
New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy....
la la la, la la, la la...


"THE SNOWMAN"
(Phoebe: "I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide, and 1 about a snowman."
Chandler: "Might wanna open with the snowman.")
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin',
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala la la la la lalala la la... ...My mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jar,
And sometimes when it's breezy...
...I feel a little sneezy...


"THE COMA GUY"
(Phoebe: I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me.)
You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day,
There's something I have got to say...


"BABIES"
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry...


"I'M IN THE SHOWER"
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song.
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat,
and lather, rinse, repeat, as needed...


"TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT"
There was a girl, let's call her Betty,
and a guy let's call him Neil.
Now I can't stress this point too strongly,
'cause this story isn't real.
...Now our Neil must decide,
who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call Ju...Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!


"GRANDMA''
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too!
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...


"THINGS YOU DON'T WANNA DO"
There'll be times when you get older,
when you'll want to sleep with people,
just to make them like you. . .
But don't!!
'Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do,
everybody!
That's another thing that you don't wanna do!

Barnyard Animals

"BARNYARD ANIMALS"
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nooowww, chickens!

Love

"LOVE"
Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...


"STICKY SHOES" (Phoebe and Leslie)
My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end.
With them I'm one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light, I....
I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll.... avoid the..... pile.


"THE HOLIDAY SONG"
I went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
Said all you need is to write them a song.
You haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along.
No, don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Chanukah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, have dladd-hmm-glandrr!!
Happy holidays, everybody!


"LITTLE FETUS"
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas.

Hate and Anger

"HATE AND ANGER"
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see-
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free-
Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say good-bye,
And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!
La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!!


MONICA & CHANDLER'S ENGAGEMENT SONGS
First song: First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing on his wedding day!
Second song: Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing?
Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!
Third song: We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get la..


fri3ndsfan22
fri3ndsfan22 		Latest page update: made by fri3ndsfan22 , May 11 2007, 5:31 PM EDT (about this update About This Update fri3ndsfan22 Edited by fri3ndsfan22

1 image added

view changes
- complete history)
Keyword tags: courteney David friends Jennifer Lisa matt Matthew Phoebe
More Info: links to this page

Threads for this page

Started By Thread Subject Replies Last Post
yankeesrock95 La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!! 0 May 3 2007, 6:16 PM EDT by yankeesrock95
Thread started: May 3 2007, 6:16 PM EDT  Watch
hahaha! phoebe's songs are really funny! and they have lots of la-la-la-las. u also put "Grandma Dies"!

^___^ yankeesrock95 ^___^
3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
Keyword tags: None (edit keyword tags)

Anonymous  (Get credit for your thread)

Showing 1 of 1 threads for this page

Related Content

  (what's this?Related ContentThanks to keyword tags, links to related pages and threads are added to the bottom of your pages. Up to 15 links are shown, determined by matching tags and by how recently the content was updated; keeping the most current at the top. Share your feedback on Wetpaint Central.)
Trivia Oops... My Friends/My News
David Schwimmer lol Episode Stats
Did You Notice... Specials, TV Biographies, & Interviews Are You A Friends Freak?
Courteney Cox Arquette Matthew Perry HEY! JOUDI!